Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of Diet Coke. We’s all pirates now , mateys! From CNBC:

U.S. forces on Wednesday seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, President Donald Trump said. “We’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela—a large tanker, very large, the largest one ever seized actually,” Trump said during a meeting in the Roosevelt Room at the White House. The president declined to provide information on who owned the tanker or its destination but said it was “seized for a very good reason.”

Further distraction from the Epstein tapes? Further distraction from the murder of the two survivors from the previous boat strike? Further distraction from the spiraling economy or from sinking poll results? Because it was happy hour at the secretary of defense’s office?

Trump has

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