The “ South Park ” Season 28 finale brought Christmas cheer to the small Rocky Mountain town and saw Donald Trump and Satan’s baby meet an untimely demise.

At the episode’s climax, Trump, JD Vance, Peter Thiel and Pete Hegseth prepared for a showdown in the hospital against Stan, the Christmas Critters and Jesus over the fate of Satan’s unborn child. However, just as the battle was about to commence, a doctor rushed in with some bad news.

“We looked at the ultrasound, and it appears that at some point when nobody was watching, the baby hung itself and took its own life,” the doctor said. Pulling out his phone, he added, “I’m afraid you can see it all in the video. The baby got hold of some bedsheets. There are a couple of minutes missing from the ultrasound, but it’s definitely a sui

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