Hey, I'm really sorry to bug. It's your money here, the collective consciousness of everything from that spare change you have in your cup holder to the balance in your bank account.
Listen, I know you're a busy person, working so much and whatnot (and for the record, I really appreciate that - it's great to see my balance go up every time you get paid). I don't want to take up too much of your time today, but can we chat about something real quick?
It's just that I've noticed recently that the great majority of the time, I'm only getting invested in things that won't last. And hey, that's cool once in a while. God gave us good things on this earth to enjoy, and I'm not saying you shouldn't ever spend a little dough on yourself. It's all good.
But, like, I can't help but feel that if I'

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