WASHINGTON, D.C. — Inside sources confirmed the grim news this morning that the Easter Bunny was found dead yesterday, having passed away only days after having a scheduled meeting with Vice President JD Vance.

The Easter Bunny's chief of staff revealed that the beloved holiday mascot had passed away at some point during the night after finishing his meeting with Vance, leaving his inner circle devastated and billions of fans in mourning around the globe.

"He seemed so happy after the meeting, we don't know what happened," said Stacy Hasenpfeffer, a spokeswoman for the Easter Bunny's office. "We had the meeting with Vice President Vance on the books for months. We knew he had just met with the Pope, but we didn't think anything of it. Then, this morning… we discovered that the Easter Bun

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