After Kristi Noem's face became a laughing stock when "South Park" brutally mocked her Botox , we wouldn't have been surprised to see the United States Secretary of Homeland Security revamp her look. Yet, based on the severe makeup and even more severe Mar-a-Lago face she was seen sporting at a December 11 Capitol Hill hearing, it seems that the vicious cartoon caricature of her didn't inspire Noem to opt for a more natural appearance. In fact, from the looks of it, she might actually be doubling down.
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You don't have to know Noem well to recognize her very specific makeup style, one that, for most people, feels quite over-the-top for an elected official. From harsh, drawn-on eyebrows to absurdly long fake eyelashes, there are plenty of steps in her beauty routine

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