MIAMI, FL

The Discovery Channel’s annual ‘Shark Week’ usually features numerous fascinating documentaries about the underwater killing machines, full of exciting decapitations and mutilations that keep audiences on the edge of their seats. This year, however, they decided to “shake things up a little bit,” by airing a two-hour long program on those rare sharks who have decided it’s “against their religion to kill.”

“Believe it or not, there are a small percentage of sharks who are Conscientious Objectors,” said Dr. Friesen. “They survive mostly by keeping a low profile, having large families, and nibbling on plankton.”

Scientists have been studying the peculiar behaviour of the pacifist sharks for quite some time. It’s believed they first started their non-violent ways sometime during t

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