RETIRED rail porter Roy Hobbs knows exactly what happens on these so-called girls’ nights, and it’s not just Netflix and ‘a chat about work’. He exposes the truth:

As a man of the world who used to pick-up part-time work shifting crates of beer until some bastard tipped off the social and I lost my disability living allowance, I’ve seen it all.

What women get up to when they’ve been on the chardonnay is no mystery to me. I’ve even written it down in a special notebook, with a few pencil crayon sketches.

Pillow fights in frilly nighties

You’ve seen it in internet videos and it’s true. Within 20 minutes of their first pink gin, women spontaneously change into lacy nighties, giggle uncontrollably and start whacking each other with feather pillows. The night dresses are colour coded – pink

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