The Department of Defense is officially being renamed the Department of War, but President Trump isn't going to stop there. A long list of government agencies is set to get the same treatment.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other departments Trump is renaming:

Social Security Administration: This will be rechristened The Charles Ponzi Memorial Retirement Plan.

Department of Justice: Changed to the far more descriptive Department of Revenge on All the Losers and Haters.

Health and Human Services: Out with the old name, in with the Department of Ribeyes and Methylene Blue.

Department of the Treasury: For the sake of transparency, this will now be called the Chinese Loan Office.

Bureau of Indian Affairs: This will be the Department of the Redskins.

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