Everyone's at the MCC Right Now, What Are You Doing on Facebook?

STEINBACH, MB

Like, seriously, now, who’s even reading this? It’s the middle of the day on Saturday, which means that absolutely everyone in Steinbach is at the MCC thrift store, which closes at 3. Good luck if you try to go there now, though, as the parking is a nightmare on Saturdays. You might be able to find a spot in the EMC church lot, but then you’d have to jay-walk across the street with all your purchases and that doesn’t sound very safe at all, now does it?

I suppose if you are on Facebook and not at the thrift store, there must be some good reason, but I’m hard pressed to come up with any plausible explanation for that kind of behaviour. Perhaps you’re leisurely enjoying your bowl of borscht with farmer sausage roll at MJ’s Kafe across the street, but you better wrap things up