OTTAWA, ON

Federal Liberal leader Justin Trudeau has suffered an embarrassing case of premature election this week, the youngest sitting politician ever to suffer in this manner.

“It’s my first time encountering this ailment,” said Trudeau, 49. “They say premature election is an old politician’s disease, but I’m here to say, yes folks, it can happen to anyone at any age.”

Trudeau apologized to the nation, saying he really didn’t mean to spring a premature election on the county in the middle of a pandemic, but has been told by physicians that it “sometimes it just happens.” Federal election representatives confirm that premature elections can affect Canadian politicians at any age and, so far, they say there is no known solution to the problem.

“Even fixed election dates don’t seem to

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