Tube strike leaves city of buses, bikes, cars and taxis unable to get to work

THE RMT walkout has Londoners with absolutely no way they can possibly get to work, not counting all the others.

Commuters childishly reliable on the Underground, which is essentially for tourists, have been left stranded on streets with a well-connected transport infrastructure after industrial action.

SEO consultant Martin Bishop said: “It’s hopeless. Now that the Tube’s out of action I’m practically immobile. I can barely reach the kitchen.

“Technically my Oyster works on buses, surface rail, trams, the DLR, the IFS Cloud cable car and Thames Clipper River Bus services, but I’d have to walk to those. Or hire a bike, or use the bike I already have.

“Besides, using the Tube makes me feel like a real Londoner. Even if I made it to work, I’d arrive there just some lad from Bolton.”

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