A WOMAN who is patently the cause of every major problem in her beleaguered life, career and relationship has asked if it is her.

Sophie Rodriguez has confronted her best friend with the question when discussing the written warning she got from work, whether her boyfriend knows she cheated and her forthcoming eviction, and wondering as to the common factor in events.

She continued: “My boss knows I can’t stand Kaycee because she caught me going through her bag once, but he sits me opposite her? But then I end up pulling her hair out and it’s like I’m the problem.

“Then James is closing in on my still shagging Macca while my coke dealer I banged keeps calling and I’m like why me? Is it my fault? Is it something I’m doing?

“When a landlord says you can’t have pets he means dogs, right? B

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