SEOUL — South Korea is now in the throes of a political crisis following an emergency declaration of martial law by President Yoon Suk Yeol in response to what he calls a totalitarian threat to democracy. South Koreans have resolved to protest what they view as an egregious overreach of government authority just as soon as they finish at least one more game of StarCraft .

"Martial law? That's outrageous! This cannot stand — oop, hold on. Here comes the Zerg rush," said Ahn Cheol-soo, a former presidential candidate. "Ugh, I need more supply depots! Stupid Terrans!"

Lee Jae-myung, leader of the Democratic Party in South Korea has called for a coup on President Yoon, proclaiming he is no longer fit to serve the people of South Korea. "In fact, I will introduce legislation to impeach him

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