PRINCE Harry is in the UK and presumably desperate to make up with the Daily Mail, his truest friend. Here’s what he needs to do to win it back:
Do a livestream with Tommy Robinson
For no good reason except his multiple convictions, no politicians will touch Tommy even though Mail readers believe him an unfairly-maligned English patriot. Harry could get back to his roots by appearing in a livestream less awkward than his Oprah appearances and more racist than his brother has dared to be.
Do a respect-paying grave tour
The Mail approved of Harry visiting his nan’s grave, so capitalise on that. Looking sombre at the graves of Thatcher, Churchill and Amy Winehouse would get the Mail’s approval but the obvious crowd pleaser is the remains of Captain Tom. Especially if Harry leaves a stuffe