UZ — In his latest attempt to tempt Job to lose faith in God, Satan has launched a devastating plague of injuries on Job's fantasy football team.

Diabolical sources say that Satan's plan to decimate Job's football team with season-ending injuries ranks among the most painful sufferings that the devil has yet cooked up to make job's life miserable.

"Why was I born to a life in which my entire fantasy football team would be utterly devastated by ACLs and shoulder sprains?" Job reportedly cried out, tears streaming down his face. "Cursed be the day I was born — how long must I endure the agony of seeing my carefully-crafted lineup annihilated by a slew of injuries? I have done no wrong, but my team is limping by with a bunch of fifth-round draft picks. Why, O Lord?"

Sources say that Job's

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