NASHVILLE, TN - Local man Jack Orchard called his son over the weekend and left a voicemail on his phone when he didn't answer. According to sources, Orchard, being a boomer, had no idea that no one leaves or listens to voicemails anymore.

"Hey son, it's your Dad," Orchard began in his unnecessarily long voice message. "I thought you'd be up since it's 5 AM on a Saturday, but maybe you're not. Your wife told me you have a leaky faucet. I know how to fix a leaky faucet, so I could help, but I also saw a commercial for a local plumber on Fox News last night and they're running a special on leaky faucets. I'd give you the number but I can't remember it off the top of my head. I think the name started with 'R.' I'm not sure. I thought maybe you'd know since it's a local company. Anyway, I hop

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