FRIENDLY ROAD COLONY, AB

Miss Rebecca Kleinsasser of Friendly Road Colony caught the attention of bachelor Peter Wiebe at the Dairy Queen in Taber this week. Wiebe was particularly enamoured by Kleinsasser’s pink rollerblades and ability to maneuver her way around the restaurant without dripping any of her chocolate chip cookie dough Blizzard on her dress.

“Oba, that’s the woman for me,” said Peter. “I knew it the moment I saw those pink rollerblades!”

There was some communication difficultly at first as Kleinsasser’s Hutterisch and Wiebe’s Plautdietsch are slightly different dialects. However, they were able to chat briefly in English and share a dilly bar before Rebecca’s older brother Jakob intervened.

“That man is not a Hutterite. I doubt he even knows how to rollerblade!” explaine

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