We ask you: who can we get rid of by making them Britain's ambassador to the US?

THE UK’s embassy in Washington has a vacant slot and there are plenty of Britons we could do without. Who are you nominating?

Maggie Gerving, retired: “Great, I’ve been waiting for this, Phoebe Waller-Bridge. She’s always over there, she’s a parody of Englishness, and frankly she needs a purpose in life.”

Norman Steele, art dealer: “Rupert Tice. Just to see the look on Farage’s face.”

Donna Sheridan, northern region accounts auditor: “Guys. If we all nominate Garry then he goes to Washington DC and we get a new manager who’s not an utter dickweed.”

Denys Finch Hatton, Oxford don: “With a question like this, we’re really asking: who would get the most value possible from diplomatic immunity across the whole United States? The answer being Shaun Ryder and Bez.”

Nathan Muir, desk ser