STEINBACH, MB

Eager to get Steinbach back on the front of the paper this week, Winnipeg media outlets passed through town looking for something, anything, they could report on. And, lo and behold, on the south end of the city they discovered a mysterious grey obelisk they’d never noticed before.

“What the heck is that thing?” wondered one reporter. “I can’t figure it out. I’m guessing it must be some kind of religious symbol or something. This is the Bible belt now, isn’t it?”

Reporters carefully questioned Steinbach residents about the obelisk, but no one seemed to give an adequate explanation for the presence of the mysterious tower.

“I’m here in Steinbach today where this strange tower has appeared out of nowhere,” reported one media outlet. “One can only guess was strange cult-like

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