ROSENORT, MB

For years millions of people have puzzled themselves about the true identity of the tiara-wearing woman who rounds up villians with the Lasso of Truth and defends the helpless with the power of her magic bracelets. As it turns out, the aptly named ‘Wonder Woman’ is actually a 20-year-old CMU student from Rosenort named Rebecca Wiebe.

“I figured with this new movie coming out, it was time to reveal my true identity,” said Wiebe. “Yup, it’s true, I’m Stan and Sarah’s daughter from that dairy farm three miles outside Rosenort.”

From a young age, Wiebe grew up milking the cows at very early hours, rough-housing with her annoying brothers, and challenging the archaic gender roles in her local Mennonite church. Today, she uses her powers to defeat the powers of evil in the DC Uni

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