SHREVEPORT, LA — A local man found himself in a jam when his toilet failed to flush yesterday morning. Rather than call a professional plumber to fix the issue, the man called upon the entire backlog of plumbing knowledge he has accumulated during his life: jiggling the toilet handle.

"This should clear it up!" Caleb Effenbach said confidently after lightly wiggling the flush lever for a few seconds and placing his hands on his hips while nodding his head. "As a man, you just have to know how to deal with these things."

When the issue persisted despite Effenbach's foolproof solution, he was stumped. "Funny, that usually works," he said, confused. With no other relevant understanding of how plumbing works, Effenbach was left with no other option than to call someone who knows what the ins

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