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Times are tough here in the United States, especially for Christians. From subpar coffee quality and stale breakfast pastries to the worship team's fog machine breaking down and congregants having to park up to 100 feet away from the church building, American churches are facing unprecedented hardships. But how are our Christian brothers and sisters around the world faring?

The Babylon Bee has conducted an investigation and come up with the following list of differences between the challenges faced by the underground church and the American church:

American: Complex growth and marketing strategies.

Underground: Growth strategy is "preach the gospel and try not to die."

American: Pastor jumps dirt bike over the stage to attract a cr

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