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Donald Trump made medical history on Monday when he introduced Americans to a revolutionary new approach to health care: feelings-based medicine.

The breakthrough moment came during his autism press conference , when the president repeatedly stumbled over the word acetaminophen —you know, the very drug he was warning the entire nation to avoid. After mangling the pronunciation of one of the world’s most common medications, he humbly made sure to let us know that he and RFK Jr. “understood a lot more than a lot of people who studied it.”

But this was all just the warmup. As he continued, Trump delivered the foundational principle of feelings-based medicine: “b

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