If you’ve ever dreamed of turning your backyard into a prehistoric museum that’s sure to piss off your HOA, now’s your chance because a New Jersey theme park is selling off its herd of life-size animatronic dinosaurs—on Facebook Marketplace.

Field Station: Dinosaurs is (soon to be was) the Leonia-based educational theme park where kids learned that dinosaurs are awesome. Unfortunately, it will be closing for good on November 9. But before it fades into the tar pits of kitsch New Jersey history, the park is throwing a garage sale on Facebook Marketplace, where it’s selling off its stock of big-ass dinosaur statues.

Over 30 animatronic creatures are up for grabs, ranging from a $700 almost but not quite life-size Pterodactyl to a massive, 52-foot-long Spinosaurus priced at $2,900. For the

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