GASTON, KY - Independent Baptist Fellowship of Kentucky (AV 1611) remains the world's staunchest defender of early web design practices, a report released by the Federal Communications Commission revealed Monday.

The church of 27 members hosts, runs, and maintains what the FCC report describes as the world's most archaic website, accurately reflecting the beliefs of its pastor that the church should stay as close as possible to early web design standards as well as computer hardware and technology.

The website, which is compatible with only Internet Explorer 4.01 and Netscape Navigator 4.08, features a garish red font, which declares in capital letters dripping with blood that the NIV and similar translations are "Satan's favorite Bible PER-versions." The text is laid over a background i

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