GRAND FORKS, ND

Local man and constitution-worshipper Henry Unger says he just “can’t believe the Mormons have all these extra holy books that they added centuries later.” For Unger, it’s just the Old Testament, New Testament, and the United States Constitution and he doesn’t need any more holy books than that.

“You know there are very strict punishments for anyone who adds or detracts from the Holy Scriptures,” says Unger, hoisting a rifle in one hand and a copy of the US Constitution in the other. “And I will defend to the death my right to revere the words of Moses, Jesus Christ, and Thomas Jefferson as I please!”

Unger found it laughable that some Mormons would show up at his doorstep and tell him about a long lost testament of Jesus Christ found by Joseph Smith under a tree in upst

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