Support Grows For All Of Congress To Be Permanently Relocated To Cancun

CANCUN - A petition calling for all of Congress to permanently join Ted Cruz in Mexico has gained over 138 million signatures overnight, setting a single-day signature record for petition site change.org. Many pundits are calling the petition the first real moment of national unity in decades.

Leaders on both sides of the political aisle were quick to comment on the petition Friday. "This is clearly a stunning rebuke of the Republicans in Congress," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "The American people have clearly spoken that they want 1000 years of Democratic rule and they want it now!"

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell had a different take. He noted, "It's clear to me that the American people want to get rid of the Democrats once and for all. Did we ever see a petition like this