Hollywood’s next biggest star is five apples tall. A Hello Kitty movie is coming to theaters on July 21, 2028. Sigh, it’s too far away. Maybe Janelle Monáe’s time travel skills can help us out with the wait. Kitty dropped the news on October 29 via water tower; she posted a video of herself in front of the Animaniacs’ home, aka the Warner Bros. Water Tower, with a bow just like hers painted onto the logo. “The film marks Hello Kitty’s Hollywood theatrical debut as Hello Kitty and her friends embark on a cinematic adventure sure to delight audiences of all ages,” the studio shared in a statement to Variety . Written by Wicked ’s Dana Fox and directed by Leo Matsuda, the animated film is produced by Warner Bros. Pictures Animation and New Line Cinema, the same company that made

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