As Election Day continues to draw nigh, the entire country is waiting for the answer to one simple question: who's gonna be the next president of the United States?

As experienced political journalists who have never been wrong about anything ever, we at The Babylon Bee have taken a little time to drum up a few reasons we are 100% sure Trump is going to win:

Trump's face appeared in the supermoon: It's science.

A poll of guys wearing camo named Bubba showed Trump winning with 100% of vote: It's basically over at this piont.

He's not Kamala Harris: It's foolproof.

Third time's the charm: There's no way it fails this time.

Obama was seen at Caesars Palace placing $100 on a Trump victory: When even degenerates like Obama are putting their money on it, you'd better believe it.

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