STEINKOPP, MB

After months of speculation where he refused to say one way or another, Steinkopp MP Bed Sulk has put the speculation to rest and come out as a staunch anti-round Earther.

“I’m always looking for new ways to embarrass the good people of Steinkopp,” said the Right Honourable MP Sir Bed Sulk, Esquire. “Mainstream media is eager to make Steinkopp look bad, so I figured I’d jump right in and give them some assistance.”

The reaction in Steinkopp to the Flat Earth announcement has been overwhelmingly negative.

“For months, I couldn’t figure out why Sulk might refuse to tell us where he stood on the subject,” said local voter Mr. Wiebe. “The majority in the riding are pro-science and round Earth. If he came out as round Earth, he’d only risk alienating his small Flat Earth base

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