PINE BLUFF, AR — In what psychiatrists said can only be described as a true miracle, a man's depression was once again cured by watching Samwise Gamgee's famous speech from the end of The Two Towers , in which Sam encourages the despairing Frodo to keep holding on.

Jackson Mason, prone to despair when looking at the state of his life and the chaos in the world around him, had reportedly fallen into another funk where everything in life just seemed joyless, pointless, and not worth bothering with.

"What's the point of going forward?" groaned Jackson, according to sources. "Everything is just darkness and shadows, and evil is all around me. I feel nothing. Even my food tastes bland to me. Ugh."

One of Jackson's closest friends, Doug Linson, came to his rescue. "It sounded like he needed

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