PEOPLE often fail to appreciate your bravery and stoicism when suffering from a cold. But as you lie on the sofa, you know your heroism outshine the wusses in these films.
The Shawshank Redemption
Audiences loved Andy Dufresne because he kept going with his admittedly stupid escape plan whatever the uncaring system and other inmates threw at him, which unfortunately was sometimes their cocks. Like Andy, you too refused to give up. You made some toast earlier.
300
The Spartans are in danger of being overwhelmed by one million Persians rather than snot, but the principle is the same. And showing similar determination to Leonidas, you refused to stay in bed and came downstairs and watched This Morning under a duvet. However 300 is clearly a mythologised account, whereas your

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