The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next. What does the future hold for her?

To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:

Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.

President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.

Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.

Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert : It'll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.

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