HOLMBY HILLS, CA

Days after the world’s most famous misogynist Hugh Hefner passed away at the age of 91, cleaning staff at the Playboy Mansion found a large stash of 1970s Sears catalogues beneath the Playboy Magazine founder’s bedroom mattress.

“No, Hugh, no!” said one shocked staffer. “To find out a man you respected and admired as a pillar of the community was actually harbouring this deep dark secret is just devastating!”

Those close to Hugh claimed they had no idea he had a penchant for paging lustfully through the last thirty pages of the Sears catalogue.

“I’m just going to tell myself he was looking at the draperies,” said a family friend. “I simply can’t imagine a man like Hugh would objectify women in this manner. It would be beneath him.”

The discovery of the Sears catalogue

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