Removing your partner's multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy

UNRAVELLING your over-insulated partner for sexual frolics can be a race against losing interest. Here’s how to get there with the mood intact.

Turn up the heating

Before any attempt to remove the clothing of your autumnal girlfriend ensure the room is sufficiently heated. The last thing you want is her putting her oversized chunky jumper back on because she’s cold, with four layers still to go. Make doubly sure by giving her a large hot boozy seasonal drink to raise her internal body temperature. And because you love her, obviously.

Start at the top

First remove any big fluffy ear muffs and hand-knitted bobble hats, neither of which scream ‘sex’. Then methodically work your way down. Ensure you don’t have cold hands, because this will result in the same reaction as if you’d come after