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Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you're attending church this Sunday, try not to stress too much about what it'll be like to be in an entirely new place surrounded by people you don't know. Just follow these handy tips, and you'll be just fine.

Do not drink the church foyer coffee: Rookie mistake.

If you're not sure if the church is a good one, just remember that the more comfortable the seat, the worse the theology: Strive to be as uncomfortable as possible.

Do not say "Mmmmmm, delicious!" after receiving communion: Just trust us on this.

If you forget the order of the books of the Bible, just remember this handy mnemonic device: GELNDJJR1S2S1K2K1C2CENEJPPESIJLMEDHJAOJMNHZHZM MMLJAR1C2

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