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Untethered MAGA Patriot Unsure Which Billionaire to Worship Going Forward

Untethered MAGA Patriot Unsure Which Billionaire to Worship Going Forward

Man Who Dropped Phone, AirPods, and Watch in Public Toilet Declares He Is Living an "Orwellian Nightmare"

Man Who Dropped Phone, AirPods, and Watch in Public Toilet Declares He Is Living an "Orwellian Nightmare"

Five Humane Alternatives To Declawing Your Neighborhood Crust Punk

Five Humane Alternatives To Declawing Your Neighborhood Crust Punk

Diehard MTV News Fan Only Going to Megadeth Show to Hear First Five Seconds of “Peace Sells”

Diehard MTV News Fan Only Going to Megadeth Show to Hear First Five Seconds of “Peace Sells”

JD Vance Pumped to Be Getting Two Christmases

JD Vance Pumped to Be Getting Two Christmases

Conservative Man Who is Afraid of Cities Mocks 22-Year-Old Girl Sailing Into Warzone

Conservative Man Who is Afraid of Cities Mocks 22-Year-Old Girl Sailing Into Warzone

Instagram Hiatus Broken for 498th Day in a Row

Instagram Hiatus Broken for 498th Day in a Row

5 Thrash Bands You Might as Well Check Out Since You Don’t Know How To Patch the Hole in Your Only Pair of Jeans

5 Thrash Bands You Might as Well Check Out Since You Don’t Know How To Patch the Hole in Your Only Pair of Jeans

Weird! Manowar Not Getting Girlfriend in the Mood

Weird! Manowar Not Getting Girlfriend in the Mood

Man Records Rant About Gas Prices While Idling in Truck for 20 Minutes

Man Records Rant About Gas Prices While Idling in Truck for 20 Minutes

Help! I Invited Coworkers To See My Band and They Actually Showed Up

Help! I Invited Coworkers To See My Band and They Actually Showed Up

Lazy Vinyl Collector Well-Versed in First Half of Classic Albums

Lazy Vinyl Collector Well-Versed in First Half of Classic Albums

Suicides Among ICE Agents Reach Alarmingly Low Numbers

Suicides Among ICE Agents Reach Alarmingly Low Numbers

Aww! Guy Who Traumatizes Every Woman He Dates Reminds Internet He Really Loves His Mom

Aww! Guy Who Traumatizes Every Woman He Dates Reminds Internet He Really Loves His Mom

New Amazon Prime Series Explores Alternate American Timeline Where David Lee Roth Never Left Van Halen

New Amazon Prime Series Explores Alternate American Timeline Where David Lee Roth Never Left Van Halen

Poser Skateboarding Bulldog Pushes Mongo

Poser Skateboarding Bulldog Pushes Mongo

Profiles in Courage: Meet the Firefighter Who Has Single-Handedly Been Putting Out Kings of Leon Sex Fires for Two Decades

Profiles in Courage: Meet the Firefighter Who Has Single-Handedly Been Putting Out Kings of Leon Sex Fires for Two Decades

Aging Punk Never Thought Taking a Handful of Pills Would Be the Most Boring Part of His Day

Aging Punk Never Thought Taking a Handful of Pills Would Be the Most Boring Part of His Day

Landlord Raises Rent to Cover the Cost of Never Doing Anything

Landlord Raises Rent to Cover the Cost of Never Doing Anything

Opinion: Repealing EPA Restrictions Will Only Make My Paint

Opinion: Repealing EPA Restrictions Will Only Make My Paint

Five Songs We Listened To This Week While Acting Like We Didn't Watch the AMAs

Five Songs We Listened To This Week While Acting Like We Didn't Watch the AMAs

Pregnant Woman Weighing Ethical Considerations of Bringing Child Into World Where Metallica Still Releasing New Music

Pregnant Woman Weighing Ethical Considerations of Bringing Child Into World Where Metallica Still Releasing New Music

Once Obscure Dr. Seuss Book “Oh, The Ways You’re Fucked!” Popular Gift for Graduating Seniors

Once Obscure Dr. Seuss Book “Oh, The Ways You’re Fucked!” Popular Gift for Graduating Seniors

Yeah Dude, We Know: Billie Joe Armstrong Just Revealed “Longview” Is About Jacking Off

Yeah Dude, We Know: Billie Joe Armstrong Just Revealed “Longview” Is About Jacking Off

Straight Edge High Schoolers Don't Need Booze to Not Have Fun at Prom

Straight Edge High Schoolers Don't Need Booze to Not Have Fun at Prom

Study Finds You Can Just Walk Out of Target With Stuff and You Probably Won’t Get Caught

Study Finds You Can Just Walk Out of Target With Stuff and You Probably Won’t Get Caught

What the Microplastics in Your Brain Say About You

What the Microplastics in Your Brain Say About You

Potassium-Deficient Punk Switching from Steel Reserve to 99 Bananas

Potassium-Deficient Punk Switching from Steel Reserve to 99 Bananas

Okay, What I Meant Was, Do My Research on Vaccines

Okay, What I Meant Was, Do My Research on Vaccines

Unplanned, Unbuilt Trump Presidential Library Preemptively Filing for Chapter 11

Unplanned, Unbuilt Trump Presidential Library Preemptively Filing for Chapter 11