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Mennonite Church Holds Potluck Via Zoom
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Canadian Woman Confuses Vegemite for Nutella
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Mennonite Woman Eats Over the Sink to Avoid Doing Dishes
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North Kildonan Gets its Own Area Code
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Doug Ford Accidentally Shuts Off Power to the Amish
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Church Attendance Takes Huge Hit After Pastor Excommunicates Anyone Who Doesn’t Reply to His Email
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Mennonite Man Totally Immune to the Corona Virus
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Mennonite Woman's Salads Consist Mostly of Whipped Cream
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Grandma Penner's VCR: Rewinding 'Dr. Zhivago' Since 1988
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Fiery Pastor Finds Three Extra Syllables in the Name Jesus
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Bart Simpson Calls Moe's Tavern to Ask for 'Anita Dyck'
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Mennonite Man Leaves Record $0.10 Tip at Local Diner
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Mennonite Man Assembles Every Single Piece of Furniture in His Entire House with Just this One Allen Key
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Mennonite Woman Sells Margarine Container to Elon Musk for $44 Billion
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iPhone Severely Damaged After Spending Afternoon in Pocket Full of Zoat
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Church Sets Record With 7 Hour Welcome Time
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Christmas Card Disappoints
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06/05
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Mennonite Seniors Rush to Grab Free Eggplants in Lobby
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06/05
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Mourners Devastated After Mennonite Funeral Runs Short on Raisin Buns
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06/05
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5 Worst Mennonite Jokes of All Time
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06/05
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City Man Invites Two Mennonites On Fishing Trip So He Can Drink All the Beer Himself
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06/05
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Lukewarm Christian Has Only One Conservative Sign in His Yard
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06/05
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Mennonite Man to Livestream Exclusive Performance of 'The Nutcracker'
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06/05
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Climate Scientists Predict Global Shortage of Schmaunt Fat
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06/05
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Anabaptist Woman Seen With Two Men a Night
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Mennonites Suspected in $20 Million Golden Syrup Heist at Pearson Airport
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06/05
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Paper Straw Totally Disintegrates Before Mennonite Man Gets to the Bottom of His Papsi
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06/04
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