MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Upon hearing footsteps approach his restroom stall, a local man identified as Devon Baldman expertly cleared his throat, thereby giving the universal signal that the stall was occupied. As a result, a near disaster was averted.

"Oh, sorry," the other man reportedly said just before barging through the stall door like he owned the place.

Baldman responded with a quiet "mmhmm," the universal signal that he accepted the stranger's heartfelt apology. The other man, who was never identified, then mosied over to the furthest possible empty stall in the universal sign that he was not a homosexual.

Unfortunately for Baldman, another man then entered who paid no heed to the universal sign of throat clearing. Instead, he rattled the locked stall door like a serial killer in a ho

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