MODESTO, CA - Kathleen Johns became stranded on the side of Highway 132 after her car's engine mysteriously gave out. Sources familiar with the incident claim she popped the hood of her car and stared blankly at the engine for several minutes before being rescued by a passing motorist. The good samaritan pulled over to help the stranded woman stare in total confusion at her engine.

"Looks like it isn't working," said Gary Poste, a Vallejo native. "Have you tried turning it on?"

The pair reportedly stared at the car engine for several minutes in silence, each taking turns shrugging.

"Well, I hate to leave you like this," said Poste. "But I don't know."

"Yeah, I don't know," Johns replied.

They continued to stare at the silent plastic cover and all the strange-looking gizmos surrounding

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