WINNIPEG, MB

Thousands of pro-plague protestors gathered at The Forks in Winnipeg this afternoon under the mistaken impression they were actually in Steinbach.

“Ahh, it’s great to be here in Steinbach again,” said pro-plague leader Dick McNutter of Winnipeg. “Look at that crowd! Look at all the support we’re getting here in southern Manitoba. It feels great to be loved!”

The crowd came from all parts of the city and at least one attendee was shocked at how short the drive was.

“I mean, I rarely leave the perimeter, but the commute to Steinbach today was awfully quick,” said enthusiastic pro-plaguer Peter B. Dimwitter. “I barely made it past Portage and Main and–bam–there I was in Steinbach. Must have been the light traffic.”

The rally featured the usual motley crew of well-informed sp

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