I’m very fortunate in that, at absolutely no point in my life, did I ever think I had the slightest clue what I was doing or what was going on. If I were living in London AF 632, I’d proudly be a Delta or an Epsilon and not think twice about it.

So, I’m able to roll into this huge Patriots win in Miami with the same kind of good-natured idiocy that has served me so well over these past four decades. This was as close to a must-win Week 2 game as it got, for both sides, and here the Patriots sit at 2nd place in the AFC East with the ship as righted as can be expected for this early in the year. I’ll take it.

1. This is the kind of early-season game that Bill Belichick used to dream of: a divisional road win where a lot went wrong, there are plenty of areas for improvement, and whoever put

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