A CAREER based in large part on sexual intercourse makes the tributes slightly awkward when you pass on. These luminaries will be tough to remember respectfully:

Sharon Stone

All of Sharon’s most memorable roles are sexy and her single most memorable moment is a fanny-flash. This is not ideal for obituarists. Personally you’d rather not be remembered for excessive use of the pause button on a VCR, but frankly it’s better than everyone just standing bored at your wake discussing the quiche.

Jilly Cooper

Jilly’s career was basically writing bonkbusters, and doubly difficult for a vicar to discuss in solemn tones because her Rutshire Chronicles novels are titled Riders, Score, Jump!, Tackle! and, somewhat unromantically, Mount! Without double entendres they’d have to be called Tw

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