ALL five of the people who meet for a weekly Dungeons & Dragons session believe they are the kind of cool person you would not expect to play it, it has emerged.

Despite all being some basic variation on software developer, computer programmer or PhD student, everyone in ‘The Goblin Cave Clan’ is confident they alone completely buck player stereotypes.

Dungeon master Stephen ‘Ste’ Malley explained: “When I let slip I play D&D every weekend, I can tell everyone’s trying to contain their surprise.

“No one believes that someone who has long hair and wears band T-shirts to work would indulge in fantasy roleplaying, but I love shepherding this group of awkward geeks through the Forgotten Realms. I like to think it’s teaching them social skills.”

James Bates, who plays as a 12th level half-o

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