The new Steak Nuggets from Arby’s are exactly what they sound like. They’re the red meat equivilant of chicken nuggets. They are also available on top of a mac and cheese bowl.

“Steak Nuggets” are a new menu item, but not a revolutionary concept. They’re similar to burnt ends from a barbecue joint or unsauced steak tips.

But what they do have is an unwritten endorsement from society at large to pull up to a drive-thru window and just order a big tub of steak that you eat with your bare hands.

What it lacks in decorum, it makes up for in satiating a primal urge to tear into a pile of red meat like that one bear did to Leonardo DiCaprio in “The Revenant.”

Although in reality, I’m more like one of the contestants in the Fat Bear Week competition put on by Katmai National Park and Pres

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