You are now obligated to give this man your earnest thanks

THANKS to his part in securing the Gaza peace deal, it is now your unavoidable duty to offer your sincere gratitude to this man.

Despite him being a convicted felon who is named in the Epstein files, the deal between Israel and Hamas means you must drop to your knees and say a tearful ‘thank you’ to Donald Trump.

Former Trump hater Martin Bishop said: “It goes against everything I’ve felt about him for the best part of a decade. But, with great reluctance, credit where credit’s due, I guess.

“I didn’t thank him for that comment he made about grabbing women by the pussy. Why would I? The same goes for his dumb tariffs and inciting violence against liberals. Because he’s an incredibly bad person.

“He’s really checkmated us all this time though. Thanking Trump might look as if we condone