Joey and Little Suzy would never have gone trick or treating in the wrecking ball wreckage at Old Man Trump’s big, white house, but that’s where the candy dropped by ICE agents led, so in they went.

Fooled again.

Welcome to the Donald Trump Rubble Rotunda, guaranteed soulless 365 days a year.

“I don’t want this tour,” said Little Suzy.

Courtesy Pat Beall is an editorial writer and columnist for the Sun Sentinel, focusing mainly on Palm Beach County issues.

“Neither did America,” said Old Man Trump, as he appeared behind them, pocketed Little Suzy’s Halloween candy, and led them into the debris field.

Trump wouldn’t be the first to try and fill up the dark scary abyss where a heart should be with big shiny buildings. He’s just the first to try and do it by bulldozing the White House.

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