Thriving reefs, plummeting climate deaths: Data tells different story as Canberra’, The Guardian frighten citizens with global warming ‘sermon of doom’

The Guardian’s latest climate warning reads like scripture for the secular and the simple-minded.

It takes a recent government-commissioned report—released just last month—and turns it into a sermon of doom.

Each map, chart, and headline hums with holy panic, promising damnation by drought.

Australia, we’re told, is doomed to burn, drown, and disappear unless we kneel before the altar of “urgent action.”

It’s less science than stagecraft — fear masquerading as fact.

By 2050, we’re told our land will be scorched, our cities flooded, and our way of life unlivable if “emissions are not curbed”.

Beneath the data, however, lies something less noble: an ideological campaign to justify deeper government control, higher carbon taxes, and stricter lifestyle regulation, all wrapped in the lang