A WOMAN’S preferred attachment style is to help her pay off hundreds of thousands of pounds over 25 years, she has revealed.

Hannah Tomlinson, 30, is uninterested in the popular concept of ‘love languages’ such as spending quality time or showing love through actions, and would instead prefer that men offered to go halves with her on a property they could legally call their own.

She said: “I can’t live in words of affirmation or physical touch. If a man wants to win me over, he’d be better off seducing me with a five-year fixed rate at 4.02 per cent.

“Sadly, the men on the apps are all commitment phobes. When they ask me what I’m looking for and I tell them a three-bedroom semi and 25 grand, they look flustered and say they’re not ready. Christ help them if I ever want kids.

“If I ever

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