RESIDENTS of Norfolk are delighted their county has been chosen as the location where a disgraced sex case is to live out his miserable, banished life.

The flat, waterlogged county already boasts of being a haven for inbred simpletons and will now be the home of the former prince Andrew for the next 20 to 30 years, enhancing its reputation further.

Resident James Bates said: “Oh good. Now we’re ‘Norfolk: home of human landfill’.

“Seriously, he couldn’t have gone back to the Falklands? He knows the territory and there’s nothing he can molest down there but sheep. Why here?

“Yes, Sandringham is here, but you’re not telling me Charles doesn’t have property in every county. When did we stop using Wales to house God’s little mistakes? You can barely make it out of there even in a car.”

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